I was the one and only. I was a little biter. I had to learn to calm down, play nice, play games, hunt for things, snuggle, and be held. That last part was the toughest for me, oh, and take baths. I do pretty good at those now, if you have a treat for me. I had to learn to ride in the back seat and travel too. I was really good, no accidents in the truck. You can pick me up and load me in the pick up truck today and off we go.
A reality show scout and producer showed interest in me, and I'm still waiting to hear if I'll be a star for my cuteness and special Pig Powers. I'm really "Some Pig!" I hope they don't see my piglets and want them instead...
Here I am modeling "Martha Stewart Pets" clothes.
I'm the best Pig-Daddy and calm, cool, loving breeding stock there is. As far as micro mini pigs go, some say I'm a real teacup pig, in a dog dish. How big do teacup pigs get? I'm smaller than Kitty. I'm not 30 lbs yet, and not quite full grown. My mom and dad are small too. My dad's cool and gentle like me.
Where's my "World's Best Dad" T-shirt?
WHERE'S MY SUNGLASSES?
Wanna see our piglets in action? They're stars!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kaTLT-FiW-k
I've just had my Kitty-bath and feel so pretty, oh, so pretty squeaky clean. I'm outside to check out my shadow on Groundhog Day. If I run a little faster maybe I can catch it. Nope, no shadow. Winter's over! Oh, who is that cute boy pig over there?
"Belly rub, Please!" (Pappa Hamilton)